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Location: The state between louisiana and Alabama (MS) | There was a guy at the movies lying down on four seats, so an attended comes up and told the man "sir, you only rented one seat, you have to get up" the man went "uuuuuuuuugh" the attendant said "sir, get up". the man went "uuuuuuuuugh" the attendant said "sir if you don't get up i will have to get the manager." the man went "uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh". so she went and got the manager and the manager said "sir, if you don't get up, i will have to ask you to leave" the man went "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh" so the manager said "sir, im sorry, but you have to leave" the man went "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh" the manager said "sir if you don't leave, i'm going to call the police" the man went "uuuuuuuuuuuugh" so he called the police and the officer said "sir get up, and leave" the man went "uuuuuuuuuuugh" the officer was having a bad day, so he drew out his pistol, and said "listen up, whoever you are, if you don't leave I'm going to shoot you" the man went "uuuuuuuuuugh" so the manager jumped between the officer and the man, and said "maybe we don't know where he came from" so the manager said to the man very slowly "wh-ere- did-you-come-from?" the man went "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh the balcony" |
i heard this one from a friend...
