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The Fourteen Days of Homeschool
Author Unknown
14 DAYS OF HOME SCHOOL
On the 1st day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 2nd day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 3rd day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Do you give them tests?
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 4th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 5th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 6th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 7th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 8th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 9th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 10th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 11th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"I could never do that!"
"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 12th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Can they go to college?"
"I could never do that!"
"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you homeschool?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"
On the 13th day of homeschool, I thoughtfully replied,
"They can go to college."
"Yes, you can do it!"
"They'll have graduation!"
"We don't like the prom!"
"We do it 'cause we like it."
"They are missing nothing."
"We'll homeschool forever."
"WE ARE NOT STRANGE."
"We give them PE."
"And we give them tests!"
"They are socialized!"
"AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!"
On the 14th day of homeschool, my neighbor said to me,
"How can I get started?"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"Where do I buy curriculum?"
"When is the next conference?"
"WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE?"
"I think we can do this if you will help us!"
"Can we join PE?"
"And we'll homeschool legally."
